Tags: I Dunno
I shit too much. I hate shitting, it’s such a waste of time. You spend a couple minutes squeezing and groaning and what do you get? You gotta jam your hand up there and clean up the freaking mess! What a bum deal! (pun intended)
You know what I would be interested in seeing? A butt-vaccuum. Something you close around your anus, and shit into. Like on the space shuttle, only in the privacy of my own home. There’d be no mess to clean after, I’d save money on T.P., and I’d be a great conversational piece. Suckin’ Butt-vaccuum. I’m not complainin’, for all you toilet trained folk. I’m just thinking unconventially. It’s part of a plan to think myself into the future. I’d go into the details, but it’s a complicated matter. It does no way relate to poop. Or herion. Or Vasoline.
Ok, I’m done for the day. Why do I bother? Because I have better things I should be doing, but I don’t want to do them because I should.
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