Tags: Drunk, I Dunno, The Interweb
For absolutely no reason at all, I’m posting two kind of wierd conversations on MSN that I had with Geoff and Bill. They’re below the cut because we all ramble.
First with Geoff, the usual banter:
Geoff says:
yo yo
Dennis says:
yo ho me ho
Dennis says:
which means “sup bitch” in japanese
Dennis says:
yoho meho
Dennis says:
homo
Geoff says:
lol
Geoff says:
hows life
Dennis says:
it’s not as good as undeadness
Geoff says:
i learning new kung fu shiat
Dennis says:
i’d prefer a vampiric zombie kind of deal
Dennis says:
kung fu?
Dennis says:
what’s a shait? is it like a “cutta”?
Geoff says:
sure
Dennis says:
How about a Mader?
Geoff says:
whats that
Geoff says:
like vader
Dennis says:
huh?
Geoff says:
darth variety
Dennis says:
what’s what?
Geoff says:
who
Dennis says:
no, ask me
Dennis says:
ask me what a Mader is
Geoff says:
why
Geoff says:
no
Dennis says:
do it
Geoff says:
Dennis..,
Geoff says:
what is a mader?
Dennis says:
nothing, what’s a mader with you
Geoff says:
FLasjkgdsd
Geoff says:
g
Geoff says:
fsdh
You have just sent a nudge.
You may not send a nudge that often.
You may not send a nudge that often.
You may not send a nudge that often.
Geoff says:
AHAHA benny lava!
Dennis says:
Girly Man!
Dennis says:
did u see the Indian Thriller?
Dennis says:
it’s on that dude’s account page
Dennis says:
like, profile
Geoff says:
yeah lol
Dennis says:
so when’s the trailer done
Dennis says:
?
Dennis says:
sir
Geoff says:
a few days ago
Dennis says:
amazing
Geoff says:
but first i need to invent a time machine
Dennis says:
when you do, go back in time that is, please let me know to kill you
Geoff says:
which me, the time traveling one or the regular one?
Dennis says:
Doppleganger!!!
Geoff says:
LMAO!!
Geoff says:
best episode ever, along with bebop cola
Dennis says:
I want teh DVDs… mmm.
Dennis says:
can taste
Dennis says:
the plastic
Dennis says:
how is your kung fu, sense?
Geoff says:
it is nice i like
Dennis says:
u learning moves and flips and shit?
Dennis says:
can u like, jump in the air and shit your pants and then land it?
Geoff says:
sometimes
Dennis says:
benny lava
Geoff says:
in a few years my progress will be ridiculus!
Dennis says:
so ridiculous, all the other kung fu masters will refuse to teach you more and you’ll have to kill them all
Dennis says:
every single last person on earth who knows karate
Dennis says:
even, like, little kids
Geoff says:
like darth vader
Dennis says:
and you’ll track them down with a machine gun, riddle their little toddler corpses with lead and then eat their heads to steal their power
Dennis says:
exactly like Darth vader
Geoff says:
howd u know?
Geoff says:
i’m getting some sweet stuff from HMV, you’ll have to check it out when u come over next
Dennis says:
i have a deadly karate move where i just eat my own head and then flip out and die… it’s really neat
Dennis says:
ninja
Geoff says:
do it
Dennis says:
i can’t, because i’ll die
Dennis says:
but it’s a sweet move- you should learn it
Geoff says:
ok here i go
You have just sent a nudge.
You have just sent a nudge.
You have just sent a nudge.
Dennis says:
he’s dead
Dennis says:
i saw u typing, bastard
Geoff says:
i cheata all the time
Geoff says:
i got live free or die hard
Dennis says:
i wanna see them make a commercial for Cheetah about Adultry
Geoff says:
lol
Dennis says:
where the guy is banging someone’s wife, and the wife says “I Cheetah All de Time”
Dennis says:
and then a candle falls and lights her vagina on fire
Dennis says:
so you got die Hard?
Dennis says:
sweet
Geoff says:
yeah, i got the first three for $15, i want to have a die hard marathon
Dennis says:
sweeet
Geoff says:
im’ goinna gooo now
Geoff says:
watch movie
Dennis says:
what movie?
Dennis says:
gay pornography?
Dennis says:
black people unite?
Geoff says:
probably live free or benny lava
Geoff says:
hahah yes
Dennis says:
you’re gonna watch Cher movies aren’t u?
Dennis says:
and cry
Geoff says:
i hope so
Dennis says:
because u thought she was a man
Geoff says:
lol
Dennis says:
or, hoped, rather
Geoff says:
isn’t she he?
Geoff says:
ok i go now
Geoff says:
bye all the time
Dennis says:
that’s right
Dennis says:
I’m posting this on the blog
Geoff says:
youre an idiot
Dennis says:
thank ye sir, and good night
Geoff says:
farewell
Dennis says:
fuck u
Then, Bill and I chat about an episode for Saveslot we’re planning:
Bill says:
im excited about the ending
Bill says:
any other jokes you want in?
Dennis says:
still reading, vgood
Dennis says:
ok- love the ending email.. exactly what i was hoping u would do, LOL.
Dennis says:
issues are: need to cut a chunk off (needs editing down), and a couple character issues… I don’t think Pascal should be the “**********”… I think he should be the “*****”, who only has ******** because he spends all his time ********** people and such
Dennis says:
and also, I think YOU (not Pascal) should be the one to convince me to *****, because Pascal hates me
Bill says:
well with him as a ***** we have teh trifecta - the ****, teh ****, and the ****
Bill says:
and PAscal comes up with the idea because he hates snowy so much
Bill says:
And it will make things all teh more ironic when he raz’s on him
Dennis says:
yeah- true- you could have him regret it
Bill says:
and I can cut the plant bit
Dennis says:
no- not so much that- just repetative lines that can shorten the thing… of coure, the version I got is missing a start
Bill says:
lol - our pisplay pics look like they share a psychic connection****(referring to pictures of Batman doing the bat-dance and Spock red goggles) ****
Dennis says:
it just starts with “I’m presenting” or whatnot
Dennis says:
LOL
Dennis says:
BatSpock
Bill says:
no - it just starts with snowy talking to me for a second and then ***** us
Dennis says:
is that how it starts, though?
Bill says:
ya
Bill says:
unless you have any ideas
Bill says:
I came up with a great ending, but didn’t bother with a beginning
Dennis says:
i dunno- I think it should start either a little earlier back or use a flashback in a “wait.. let’s backtrack” VO kind of thing
Dennis says:
eg. either it starts on SNOWY alone and then he goes to meet you (short scene) leading into this… or it starts with YOU going to meet Snowy
Bill says:
but that’s just even more shit we need to cut
Bill says:
or I knock and snowy introduces?
Dennis says:
I’d suggest YOU with a short VO intro going to meet Snowy…
Dennis says:
“My name is BS… I’m a ____ and my dreams are ____, but instead, I’m doing ____ because I’m stupid” or whatnot
Bill says:
that sounds just like me
Dennis says:
in a voice over as u walk down the street merrily with no pants
Dennis says:
for the 1st episode, it can’t just “start”… u gotta ease into it
Bill says:
no way
Bill says:
givem the shocker
Dennis says:
on the first date?
Bill says:
before the first date
Dennis says:
like, randomly on a dance floor or something
Bill says:
as soon as they open the door……….
Bill says:
BOOM!
Dennis says:
well in that case, we should start with an orgy
Dennis says:
between Pascal, you, and the plant
Bill says:
… and I walk in?
Dennis says:
no, and the plant turns out to be me
Bill says:
“The plant really wasn’t named george!”
Dennis says:
and u guys are like, shit I thought this was a chick or a plant or soemthing
Bill says:
…or at least a female plant
Dennis says:
to deflower
Dennis says:
asnyway… write out the full thing and whatnot with an intro and I can edit it up and remove all the extra fat and format it a bit better for tomorrow, sound good?
Bill says:
lol - that’s it - the full thing
Dennis says:
no, i mean with an intro
Bill says:
I dunno for intro
Dennis says:
like, i looked at it and the first line I tried to scroll up past, because it starts in the middle of something
Bill says:
My idea has always just been to lunge into it and add context as you go
Dennis says:
well, yeah, but it’s the 1st ep
Bill says:
well we can always film the intro after
Bill says:
i dunno/………
Bill says:
how would you do it?
Dennis says:
fair enough, but I’m strongly recommending writing some kind of scene before this that describe who/what your character is
Bill says:
I am charlton heston
Bill says:
I am the omega man
Dennis says:
I’d have it start with you at a bus stop/walking (whatever) and the Voice Over would be introducing your character, saying you’re going to a meeting about a ************** and you’re excited about the prospects
Dennis says:
remember- you’re the “Straight man” (though still *****), so u have to get the audience sympathy…
Bill says:
but then matt has to ****** it all again
Dennis says:
well, not really0 u **** and matt gets the *******
Bill says:
you see razor?
Dennis says:
like, this is how MAtt described it: “we have this ****, and we **** ***** that happens around the **** and then people **** the **** and ***** the ****”
Dennis says:
so u could just be like “it’s this **********”
Bill says:
well i meant for us to flesh ti out a bit in person
Dennis says:
whatever
Dennis says:
yeah- Razor was ok
Dennis says:
original cylons = cool
Dennis says:
plot = predicatble
Dennis says:
lesbian captain and new “razor” chick = who gives a fuck
Bill says:
yeah - whatsherface dying? Puh-lease!
Dennis says:
yeah- bs
Dennis says:
trite
Bill says:
yeah - i rewound b/c i wasnt really paying attention, and im like, HOLY SHIT I WINDER IF THEY FUCK
Dennis says:
nah- they kept all fucking subtle about the lesbianism
Dennis says:
as if it was in OUR imaginatinos
Bill says:
But i like the whole adding context thing
Dennis says:
i wanted to see Caprica in action
Dennis says:
mah
Bill says:
and now we know the cylons were planning this from the start of teh treaty
Dennis says:
yeah, but who cares about that… it’s SO season 1
Dennis says:
i wish they had dropped some Earth hints
Bill says:
but earth is SO boring
Bill says:
the coolest parts were always the parts in space
Dennis says:
well, what i mean is… what CONDTION is Earth in… like- is it decimated by cylons? populated in modern times?
Dennis says:
they could do a whole season after they get to Earth
Dennis says:
and it would either be like Star Trek IV or Battlefield Earth
Bill says:
i bet you they will land in ancient earth… AND MEET LUKE SKYWALKER AND THE JEDI KNIGHTS
Bill says:
and they will throw a party
Bill says:
and the cylons arent invited
Dennis says:
or they’ll fucking pick up a TV broadcast of the Omega Man and think earth is filled with terrible acting
Dennis says:
i’d invite cylons to a party
Bill says:
but how are you going to learn all thier names?
Dennis says:
toaster 1, toaster 2
Dennis says:
u know the biggest thing i learnt from Razor?
Bill says:
???
Dennis says:
That if they had done more stuff with the Centurion Robots, it’d be so much cooler
Bill says:
lol
Dennis says:
that whole sequence where they fight the robots while planting the bombs was pretty damn cool
Bill says:
*roger roger*
And that concludes my conversations. I should have been writing, but instead, idly chatted. But in that last one, I blanked out some details to keep it a surprise and make it look like we could be shooting a porn. LOL. Oh internet language… will u ever cease 2b shorter than normal sentences?
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