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Poetry of Armondo
Our first "fan" assumes the role of master poet.

Ronnie Conklin, the first Supergun fan to go public and also the only non-cast/crew member to ever receive a DVD copy of Macbeth, in fact, the ONLY copy of the original theatrical cut to exist! Here, you can find his contribution back to our community.

Going Under

By Armondo

WOOOHOO wah LOOLOLOOO FDDASD!!!!!11!!11!11one
WEEeeEEEeeEEEEEeeee
I need suppressing fire!
Calling for back up!
We need a medic! Hes going under!!
Start CPR!!!
Whats that?
Controlled Penile Rippage!!
Pull it off!!
Calling E-VAC!!!
Sending Emergancy Vacumcleaner!!!
I dont need to clean my vacum!
Hurry up this mans dyin!
Ow! Im dyin!
Stand back I know mouth to mouth!
And they all lived happily ever after!

Armondo was the first person to join the forums, win the secret contest, and one of the winners to the Bloody Red Contest. As a reward to his heavy contributions to the Supergun team, his poetry will be forever emblazoned on this website. Enjoy.

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