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The
2 hour, $10,000, 3-years-in-the-making feature film from
Supergun Cinema, Macbeth 3000:This time, it's personal, is
an action/comedy with a modern taste of Shakespeare. Macbeth
and Macduff were agents of the dangerous kind...
In October of 2005, the trailer for Macbeth 3000: This time, it's personal, won the "Best Trailer" title at the Youngcuts Film Festival. A gargantuan thank you to the Youngcuts team, who had the Trailer screen on the Razor channel; featured on the show 969.
See the film that put Supergun Cinema on the map...
Over
3 years of filming Macbeth 3000, and just as much time
sorting through over 60 hours of raw footage, Supergun
Cinema is proud to bring you the story of how 5 Canadian
teenagers somehow pulled-off an action comedy version of
Shakespeare's most villainous play.
In this feature length documentary including interviews with
main cast and crew, outtakes, deleted scenes, bloopers,
special effects tests, and the wacky hi-jinks that go on
when the young are inspired by substances in their parent's
locked cabinets.
Skitch is a short action film from Geoff W. Meech, about a rollerblader who likes to grab other peoples packages. Winner of Best Mobile Movie in the Youngcuts Film festival.
Ultimate Rush 2: Russian
Around
Ultimate Rush 2 is a fake sequel trailer to a fake trailer based on a book that is most likely fake. There is no actual movie- it's just a trailer. Watch Geoff W. Meech flip the bird and turn the turd when it comes to some man on van action!
Geoff W. Meech's first dive into fake trailers about a flaming rollerblader who continues to aimlessly jump off objects while pursuing/being pursued by some object or person as elusive as the plot, The Ultimate Rush is a blast from the past that will put you aghast.
When Heppech can't get over his ex, he seeks advice from the
people in his life; but when all he gets is bad advice,
confusing metaphors, and mysterious messages on his
answering machine, it's up to him to overcome his fears
before he can find true love. Winner of the
Indietalk Script to Screen Competition!
Bloody Hell, a film from Denis Logan, is a short horror. We
find Derek at the scene of his latest crime, and through
flashbacks come to a gory conclusion. Bloody Hell was made
for the 5th Indietalk
Film Challenge and placed 2nd in the overall
score.
Made on a blistering hot weekend in 48 hours, as part of the
Toronto Film
Challenge, Orange Crush follows Jim and Amber in their
break-up, until some strange characters change their ways of
thinking. Received honorable mention in the TFC (top
20).
The first Cinema Spatula venture, and certainly the
cheesiest, The Perfect Sandwich was crafted for the
Indietalk Online Original
Film Competition in Spring of 2005 about a Chef who
breaks into people's apartments making excellent grilled
cheese sandwiches and procreating with the household wives.
Before there was Macbeth 3000, there was... King Lear 2000!
This rockem' sockem' high school comedy follows the
cotton-mouth King Lear and Bat-clad Edgar as they strive to
defeat the evil Edmund.
Hamlet: The Original Motion Picture
The movie that started it all. Hamlet and Laertes duel in
what is but a petty backyard swordfight, leading to the evil
tyrant Claudius finding his doom at the hands of a wrecked
tablecloth.
The 2005 Wreck Beach Film Festival Review
During the summer of '05 the Wreck Beach Film Festival was
recorded by Denis Logan and exploded into a 30min short
documentary film. Witness the Captain and Kirill Kripak as
they struggle to realize their dreams from opposite ends;
filmmaker meets festival director in this epic weekend party
film.
See The Wreck Beach Festival Documentary
Sketch Comedy
The
Lava Factory Presents it's half of "The Poke Show"; random,
bizarre and questionable short sketches that will turn your
head into a talking potato.
www.thepokeshow.com
Saveslot,
a video-game-themed, sketch-series style show featuring Bill
Stepec and Dennis Logan prominently.
www.saveslot.com
During
the Youngcuts Film Festival there was a contest to make a
commercial for Pepsi. Logan, Bill and Bohren set out to make
two commercials and Geoff did the final edits.
Needless to say they were both rejected from the competition. Perhaps due to racy content? Perhaps due to lack of quality morals? We don't know, or care- but you can see them here and decide for yourselves. Just remember, this in no way is affiliated with Pepsi.
A second competition was held next year, and our own Dennis Logan submitted his own little "video" to Pepsi, which was also rejected due to excessive "looser-ville-ness".
Download both Rejected Pepsi Commercials
Download Dennis' Rejected Pepsi Access Commercial
With
too much time on their hands, Bill and Denis chronicle the
ancient journey of the teacher and the teachee as the
unwitting student struggles to comprehend life in order to
get a government job. Something like that.
See it NOW!!!
When
asked for a quote for the cover of Macbeth 3000, Bruce
Campbell became very agitated, wildly cursing in Latin. He
later commented "Bullshit! I'm not giving you [guys] any
quotes!" Then he had
THIS to say before a flock of bees interrupted the
séance. Just kidding. It was a book signing, and Bruce was
just kidding around... or so we think...
Director
Terry Gilliam endorses Supergun Cinema's first feature,
Macbeth 3000, under threat of certain doom. We met Terry
after a Q&A about Tideland at a Ryerson event. He was kind
enough to sign some DVDs and give us this wicked video.
Matthew
Good (Canadian Rock Icon, Human rights activist, avid
blogger and witty bastard) accepts a "bribe" in return for a
promotion for a film that has since been put in the past:
The Future (the horrible, horrible future).