The 2005 Wreck Beach Film Fest
The Documentary
The 2005 Wreck Beach Film Festival Review
Watch the movie, then visit the website: www.domecountry.com
The Review
Synopsis
In
the summer of 2005 Denis Logan, Kirill Kripak, Amanda
Duncan, Kim and Ann ventured north to a small independent
film festival in the vicinity of Lake Simcoe. When they got
there, all expectations were shattered. Now, you too can
witness the weekend in the Wreck Beach Film Festival Review.
The Captain runs the Wreck Beach Film Festival annually, accepts submissions from all over the world- free to submit, and free to attend, this festival truly embraces the spirit of art, parties, and domes.
Review by Denis Logan
When
I first heard about the
Wreck-Beach Film Festival, I imagined a beautiful
lake-side vista covered in throngs of people out to enjoy
the films and the summer. A place where one could
innocuously sip at one's fruit-flavored beverage as one
watched the sun set in lieu of a selection of artistic
independent films.
Thank God I was wrong.
From the moment I took one cautious step out onto the sand to the moment I left, the Wreck-Beach film festival was a roller-coaster ride of a weekend. Easily the best ever. (read on)
On
this particular journey we begin with 5 people. Kirill (of
Scope Films fame),
Amanda (my girlfriend), two of Kirill's friends and myself.
We arrived around sunset, greeted by The Captain himself. No
amount of words can describe The Captain; he is mysterious
and yet transparently truthful. From the moment you step
onto his property you are his guest, and he is the master of
his domain; and a better host there is not.
The
first thing one might notice when pulling into Wreck-beach,
is the rather unusual scenery. The Captain himself lives in
a large self-constructed dome, and there are several smaller
"guest-domes" around the lot.
The "mushroom dome" is not only a guest
house, but an observation lounge and a fully functional
washroom!
When
asked about the particular shape of the buildings, the
Captain explained that the design was to be circular because
it reflected nature's hemisphere. The natural curviness on
the interior of the dome is easier for the mind to process,
and hence, more relaxing.
In the main dome, where the Captain lives,
he can project movies onto the roof when it rains, but
that's certainly not the main attraction. A 40-foot high
screen looms over the "beach" The beach itself is imported
sand from the shores of Lake Simcoe, which the Captain
ordered 4 dump-trucks worth.
In
the middle of the sand a large above-ground pool offers
filmmakers a chance to cool down in the hot sun, or take a
midnight dip.
But domes and pseudo-beach aside, in the center of it all sits a rather unusual projector stand. The "Rocket-tron" was built by the captain as a casing to house the large projector. The nose cone is removable and the projector sits inside the hollow steel rocket body. Wires come out of the side and plug into a shelf-mounted DVD player for crystal-clear images at night. Captain often remarks, "I always wanted a rocket, so I built one!"

People begin pouring in as the sun goes
down. Music plays over the speakers as the drinks go around.
By the time the sun goes down there's a crowd of around 30
people gathering in the beach area.
The
BBQ is fired up and the burgers begin cooking. The BBQ is
located at the edge of the beach inside a colorful Tiki-Bar.
On the board above the bar area is a post-board with
advertisements for independent films.
Red
lights add that special glow as the burgers roast on the
grill. Spirits are high, people are laughing and there is a
growing anticipation of the films.
Here, the burgers go their merry way towards my belly. So
long burgers, so long.
The Tiki Bar glows at night, a beacon of
hope and drunkenness.
There's
a problem.
The projector is broken. The Captain rushes inside with two
friends and filmmakers and they begin analyzing the
projector. In the meantime, the first few short films are
shown on a small TV set up under the stage. The Captain
paces frantically as a friend of his is called in.
The audience comes in closer and watches the first two films with a sense of dread.
Will
the whole night be like this?
The Rocket-tron stands silent. The audience grows disjointed. In another part of the dome, Kirill is still burning his modified DVD for the festival, silently praying that the projector will be fixed.
While testing the projector a cloud of smoke rises from the
circuit board. All seems lost.
Fast forward: 10 minutes later.
Magnus
Opus, the first feature film of the night has already
begun, but some men run screaming from the main dome.
"The projector is fixed!" someone yells...
The Captain makes his way out of the darkness carefully,
clutching a working projector between his arms. Immediately
the screen comes to life with the rekindled Magnus Opus.
There is much applause and relief. The rest of the films go
without a hitch. (Note: Magnus Opus was AMAZING)
The
last feature of the night is
Elise, from
director Kirill Kripak. It is the world premiere of the film
and many of the cast are in attendance. A drunk crowd cheers
and applauds as the screen goes black after the opening
credits. Mr. Kripak is pleased that he (just barely) made
his deadline and shown his film for the first time to a
public audience.
Then, as is the usual for filmmakers after the screenings of
their movies, everybody started drinking.
A
bon fire is built, casting 30-foot flames into the night
sky. As the heat warms a cold crowd, girls begin getting
into bikinis and jumping in the pool with some of the
filmmakers.
Soon the music returns and a full-fledged party ensues.
A 3x3 roars into the party, circling the beach on a track
and attracts attention. Kirill himself mounts and performs a
"wheelie".
The party rages into the early morning, when
tired filmmakers and friends pass out.
The first night of films has been a success. Though both the
Captain and Kirill faced their problems, everybody was able
to overcome.

With
severe hangovers, we wake up in the morning to find the
Captain has a special surprise for the visiting filmmakers.
The neighboring
golf
course (Innisbrook) has sent us a battalion of golf
carts to access their golf club restaurant.
The Captain directs us to the small restaurant where we are treated kindly by the staff and have an engaging breakfast conversation. The food is good, the company is great and the golf course is beautiful. What more could one want in a weekend? How about a group photo...

Upon our return to Wreck-beach the ladies tan with the captain as the boys engage in trying to hurt themselves.

"The
Bomb"
Unsuspecting terror befalls the unwary Kirill.

"Playboys"
While the Captain shares his love with the ladies, a man shares his love with a Frisbee.

"The
Dish"
As with all weekend getaways, at least 2 hours must be dedicated to the many uses of Frisbees.
As
the day waned, we were introduced to another of the
Captain's friends, who arrived in style. The hot rod
performed for the camera and afterwards, drinks were served.
It wasn't long until the sun set once again and more
filmmakers streamed onto the beach.
Before the films started on the second night, two bands took the stages. Ronely Teper began in the afternoon with two amazing sets in the shade behind the sand; an intimate performance like no other. Amazing guitar work and a melodious and original singer. Expect these girls to go places!
After
the sun began to go down the next band,
Cheaper Than Therapy, performed from the area in front
of the screen on the beach. Their hard rock riffs lit up the
crowd in preparation of the first feature of the night-
Purple Glow. It just so happens the band has a "cameo" in
the movie as well. Talk about one hell of a segue!
Playing the second night were a few famed films, including "A Joker's Card" from Johnny Wu, "Purple Glow" from SvBell, "Skippy" and "The Patient of Miss Rice" from Perry Blackshear, "Dentist" a twisted hilarious animation from Signe Baumane, "Snitch" from Kirill Kripak and my own "The Perfect Sandwich".
As
a special treat, the Captain also showed us a behind the
scenes documentary of a film called "Terrarium".
The second night was much more relaxed, everyone sitting
comfortably around a smaller fire and enjoying the films.
There was breakfast at the golf club in the morning again, and a slew of fare-wells.
The Wreck-Beach International Film Festival of 2005 was over; a huge success.
The
films were excellent all around, the hospitality was
incredible, and the weather was breathtaking. Look forward
in the next few weeks for video clips. Based on the footage,
I'll be making a documentary on the Elise World Premiere and
Wreck-Beach festival. We'll see when it's done.
Back to city life, and already I miss the beach. As far as festivals go, there is nothing like Wreck-beach. It stands alone as the only film festival where fun is the focus. I highly recommend submitting your film and coming up to the Barrie area for the next year. The Captain is working on a smoke machine for the back end of the Rocket-tron, as well as increasing publicity for the festival.
In short: great fun + good films = Wreck-Beach Stay Tuned for information on the video documentary! Happy Sailing!


HARMEET
BINDRA
MATTHEW SNOWBALL
BILL
STEPEC
GEOFF
MEECH